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The Hill [08/21/17, via The Hill]
Carlson jokes: Trump eclipse gazing 'most impressive thing any president has done' Even the president saw it, but in a move that is not a complete surprise, he looked directly at the sun without any glasses,” the “Tucker Carlson Tonight” host said. “Perhaps the most impressive thing any president has ever done.” “If you missed out [...]

USA TODAY [08/23/17, via USA TODAY]
As Trump glances at solar eclipse without glasses, aide yells, 'Don't look!' As President Trump and first lady Melania Trump got in on Monday's eclipse mania, the president took a peek at the sun without the proper eyewear. According to pool reports, the president and first lady, who returned Sunday from Bedminster, N.J [...]

HipHopDX [08/25/17, via HipHopDX]
Joey Bada$$ Jokes About Being "Legally Blind" After Eclipse Brooklyn's Joey Bada$$ took to Twitter to address the rumors he fried his eyeballs after looking at Monday's (August 21) solar eclipse. He mused on social media earlier this week about gazing at the sun without any protective eyewear and shortly after,  [...]

Eater [03/30/18, via Eater]
Here's What the Food Brands Were Up to on April Fools' Day In its press release, Hershey described its April Fools' stunt as “a practical joke you'd welcome.” We will be the judge of that. Reese's recently took over the egg aisle at a New Jersey grocery store and As reported earlier this week, Arby's and [...]

@BradleyGelber That seems like more of a thing to do with regular glasses, but hey...if you make the jokes, you can… t.co/7u2ZAN24xS 

Jumbo Jokes And Riddles Book Jumbo Jokes And Riddles Book
Published by Adams Media 2006
ISBN 1440517401,9781440517402
384 pages
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
Published by Robinson 2011
ISBN 9781849017732,1849017735
160 pages
Ebony Ebony
1998
ISBN
160 pages
Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book
Published by Puffin Books 2016
ISBN 014134055X,9780141340555
111 pages

[03/14/16, via Huffington Post UK]
Fashion Designer Henry Holland: 'I Don't Think I'll Ever Be Happy' Holland's success story is legendary - from making 'in-joke' slogan t-shirts with friends, to founding his own label in 2008, scoring collaborations with Levi's and Debenhams, even launching an eyewear range. With no formal training - just a career as a ... [...]

[03/11/16, via Long Beach Press-Telegram]
New pair of eyeglasses adds to his body-language arsenal Rather than Kissinger or Maddow, I like to think my eyewear resembles that of Michael Douglas in the ... off license plates for the first time in years. Which reminds me of a joke. Did you hear the one about the optometrist who fell into the lens grinder? [...]

[03/10/16, via bustle.com]
Weezer & “Damn Daniel” Stars Team Up For “California Kids” Music Video, But Where Are The Infamous White Vans? I will do my best to keep the corny jokes at a minimum from here on out ... modifies his now-famous catchphrase to compliment the "Say It Ain't So" rocker's eyewear game. The “Damn, Daniel” cameo is so meme, many relevance, very zeitgeist, such ... [...]

[03/04/16, via California Apparel News]
Thomas Wylde: L.A. Collection Looks to Build the Brand and the Business Today we are offering more than 200 to 300 pieces at over 200 [points of sale] in 30 different countries,” Park said, adding that new categories such as eyewear and denim are ... be produced in Los Angeles. Hanna jokes that all this expansion and brand ... [...]

[02/29/16, via Gulf Today]
Marchon Eyewear Renews Global Licensing Agreement with Lacoste Dubai, UAE, February 29, 2016: Marchon Eyewear, Inc., one of the world's largest manufacturers and distributors of quality eyewear and sunwear, is pleased to announce the renewal of its global licensing agreement with Lacoste, a leading urban lifestyle ... [...]

Live your best life by sipping from Olivia Pope's wine glasses as you catch up on Scandal

At this point, the wine glasses from Scandal are as essential to the show as Olivia herself. That’s right: in case you’ve been hiding under a rock and haven’t heard, the ABC show is a runaway hit, but so are Olivia Pope’s wine glasses.There are obviously several different wine glasses featured on Scandal, since Pope loves a good glass of red wine. The pricier, the better. But when we’re talking about Olivia Pope’s wine glasses, we’re referring to those practically spherical pieces of...

'I'm all about the Grammy Awards': Hugh Jackman jokes about a career change from acting to singing as soundtrack for The Greatest Showman soars on US Billboard charts

By Kristy Johnson For Daily Mail AustraliaPublished: 09:38 EST, 8 January 2018 | Updated: 10:26 EST, 8 January 2018 The Greatest Showman was awarded Best Original Song at Sunday's Golden Globes, and its soundtrack reached No.1 on the US Billboard 200 chart.And at the 75th awards ceremony in Los Angeles, Hugh Jackman joked that with the album's success, he's considering branching out into music, reported The Daily Telegraph.'I'm all about the Grammys,' the 49-year-old actor said in good...

Critics’ Choice Awards 2018: What You Didn’t See on TV

Kaley Cuoco and Karl Cook attend the 23rd annual Critics’ Choice Awards at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, California, on January 11, 2018.Kevin Mazur/WireImageThe 2018 Critics’ Choice Awards honored some of the biggest names in TV and film at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, California, on Thursday, January 11. The Shape of Water and HBO’s Big Little Lies dominated the evening, which was hosted by Olivia Munn.Below, Us Weekly rounds up some of the biggest moments that didn’t make it into...